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The following conversation is between Adit, Appoo, Abs & Myself & has been reproduced here verbatim, under protest and under coercion as will be evident after u've read the blog. But i've decided it to publish it anyways because everyone is of the view that my blog is a garbage dump & this piece of conversation belongs here (and thereby indirectly admitting that whatever they speak is garbage). The second reason being that i have promised myself that all sorts of experiments will be allowed & incorporated happily.

Disclaimer: While most part this conversation is appropriate for all readers, there are a few instances which may be offensive & appropriate only for mature audiences. I have merely posted this conversation, and that doesn't necessarily mean that I like it, or support any of the content. I take no responsibility for the content, or if you're offended by them. Names & identities used in the conversation except for adit, appoo, abs & mine are all fictitious & do not relate to any living person that i know of, any resemblance is purely co-incidental.

Aditya says:

order it online or something?

Aditya says:

abe bird

Apoorva says:

yeah....

Apoorva says:

bird might have changed screens

Apoorva says:

his boss must have come in

Aditya says:

heck, i lost the model when i disc

Aditya says:

do u have it?

Apoorva says:

HP IPAQ RZ1710

Aditya says:

ok, did u find it ?

Aditya says:

or should i have a look?

BIRD says:

sorry guys boss alert

Apoorva says:

not getting it.... one is www.cases.com

Apoorva says:

u also look about

Apoorva says:

hpshopping pe bhi hoga

Apoorva says:

but trying to get a good deal

Aditya says:

bird u pda feels shy moving around nangaa wot?

BIRD says:

nah it gets abused moving nangaa

BIRD says:

it gets stuff like lighters poked

Aditya says:

apoo, leke jaa re isko....

BIRD says:

but its cool man

Aditya says:

samjha re isko

BIRD says:

can read a hell lot of books without the bulk

Aditya says:

ya?

Apoorva says:

http://www.shopping.hp.com/cgi-bin/hpdirect/shopping/scripts/product_detail/product_detail_view.jsp?BV_SessionID=@@@@2021194543.1101532161@@@@&BV_EngineID=ccchadddehjhdijcfngcfkmdflldfjl.0&product_code=FA161A%23AC3&cross_link=1

BIRD says:

abe

Apoorva says:

its a leather case in hpshopping

Aditya says:

bird, have a look

Apoorva says:

if the link does not open up, goto hp shopping

Apoorva says:

search for the 1710

Apoorva says:

i think they have a 1715, no 1710 anymore

Aditya says:

if the link doesnt open for bird, i'll whoop his ass

BIRD says:

beg borrow steal

BIRD says:

adit buy anything that is Sunder Sastaa Tikau

Apoorva says:

$14.99 is the min. i see right now

Apoorva says:

bird, look in alpha

Apoorva says:

i am sure he will have

Apoorva says:

also ask the waither at CT, i think i saw him take our orders on his PDA

BIRD says:

ok i've called abs to come online

Apoorva says:

or was I too drunk????

Aditya says:

ok, apoo tell me details cause my brain is sleepy rite now and can only insult bird

BIRD says:

coz andy tried at Hong Kong culdnt get one

BIRD says:

ae bhadwe

BIRD says:

do i call pals?

Apoorva says:

i swear call pals online

Aditya says:

nahin re

BIRD says:

i've asked abs

BIRD says:

yes dont call pals

Apoorva says:

fucker is phone sex with some nigger kya?

BIRD says:

nigger have no tastes

Aditya says:

hes sleeping rite now. I HAVE ALWAYS HAD PALS'S BEST INTERESTS IN MIND, SO I WONT WAKE HIM

BIRD says:

this is the only time adit can relax

Aditya says:

actually its the other way, i torture him so much, that he locks his room door and sits

Apoorva says:

btw, that abbs kaminaa

BIRD says:

then appoo was giving wrong info all this while

Apoorva says:

is the fucker alive.... i sent him a mail, lekin no reply.... i think he has blocked me on messenger also

BIRD says:

no he's awake

BIRD says:

doing some web stuff will come online in 10 mins

BIRD says:

apoo abs has asked you to "fuck off:"

Aditya says:

so bird whats the end result? do u get this in alpha - check and let me know. else i'll buy it here online somewhere

BIRD says:

ok

BIRD says:

infact i'll send u a mail tomm.

Veer Zorro has been added to the conversation.

Apoorva says:

abbs saala

Veer Zorro says:

heyy

Aditya says:

ok, apoos middle-man and supposed to do reseach

BIRD says:

yes appoo screw him

Veer Zorro says:

dhammaaaaal

Aditya says:

whats up abs?

Apoorva says:

no no bird.... i dont so the same kinds

Veer Zorro says:

yea .. screw me ....

Veer Zorro says:

use lubricants

Apoorva says:

hmmm.... abbs is changed since i left

BIRD says:

i've castrol here

Aditya says:

WERE U GUYS ONLY DRINKING ON THE TERRACE OR........

Apoorva says:

bird... drink the castol and throw a lighted matches down ya throat

BIRD says:

abs changed?

Veer Zorro says:

bird u keep forgeting ... castrol is ur lubricating partner ...

BIRD says:

yes

Veer Zorro says:

not meant to lubricate the partner

Apoorva says:

BIRD says:

i think everyones still having a hangover of veer zara

Veer Zorro says:

yea .. adit u have to see it

Apoorva says:

fuck, i read the rating s everywhere

Aditya says:

abs, u watched that movie wot?

Apoorva says:

they say awesome movie

BIRD says:

whats "S"?

BIRD says:

it is actually

Apoorva says:

ratings

Veer Zorro says:

me n bird were secret admirers of the movie man ..

BIRD says:

so our tastes are screwed up

Aditya says:

i'll touch pals's feet BUT NEVER WATCH THAT

Apoorva says:

secret admirers during the movie maybe

Veer Zorro says:

every 11 hundred milltionth song that came .. we went out and danced in the corridors

BIRD says:

yes

BIRD says:

even nischal was out dancing

Aditya says:

bird u were doing the LEZIM abs told me?

Veer Zorro says:

yes ... he too .. farro n appu were wiping each others tears

Apoorva says:

yeah... we had an emotional time

BIRD says:

yes appoo was senti for sure

Apoorva says:

farro wanted another CCD after that

Veer Zorro says:

but the best part in the movie was happening behind us

Apoorva says:

oh yeah.... that kiddo!!

Aditya says:

between a couple?

Veer Zorro says:

more like 3-4 insane gujju offsprings

BIRD says:

appoo raised his hand to hit me

Apoorva says:

i shud have

Apoorva says:

i think brd also made some childish noises

Aditya says:

from his behind?

Apoorva says:

hmmmm.... now i dont wanna think about that

Aditya says:

Veer Zorro says:

hmm

Apoorva says:

but thats dadas part

Aditya says:

hahhahahaha

Veer Zorro says:

dada was smart for a change ..

Veer Zorro says:

refused to fall in

Apoorva says:

btw guys.... anyone gear from mask?

Aditya says:

abs,plz tell bird that if i hear him crib even 1 evening in happy, i wont refrain from striking him...

Aditya says:

nope, u mean something along the lines of - 'bhailog, guess who got hitched...' ?

Veer Zorro says:

i dont tell him that anymore ...

Veer Zorro says:

mask ... i think ho gaya shaadi

Apoorva says:

i am talking mor ein terms of "guess who got married"

Aditya says:

u just strike him directly eh?

Aditya says:

muscles would probably get married and have kids in pune and we wouldnt know abt it

Apoorva says:

hmmm.... good we have an official bhabhiji by law!

Aditya says:

WHAT?

BIRD says:

kya?

Apoorva says:

put it the other way round

Veer Zorro says:

mask musta impressed MIL with his famous fart-at-will

Aditya says:

BIRD says:

bhenchod how come i dint get invited

Apoorva says:

muscles would probably have kids and get married in pune

Veer Zorro says:

before?

Apoorva says:

bird lost his free food

Veer Zorro says:

or after

BIRD says:

ya think the kids'll come first

Aditya says:

IS HE HITCHED ALREADY?

Veer Zorro says:

nhave kids with?

Apoorva says:

hmmm.... bakshi, will tell u details on phone

Aditya says:

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

BIRD says:

how many bhaiyya chicks are there in pune?

Apoorva says:

thought might meet u this weekend, lekin its not happening, so will detail u on phone

Veer Zorro says:

mask got married 12 years ago ..in a secret rendevous with one 3 year old infant

Aditya says:

wokay

Aditya says:

HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BIRD says:

abs thats your field

Apoorva says:

abbs, its bakshi, not beamer

Aditya says:

THATS ABS STORY BTW

Aditya says:

HE SPEAKING FROM THE HEART

BIRD says:

true adit

Aditya says:

let him continue

Veer Zorro says:

no my field was when i was mature enuf .. but the girl wasnt

Veer Zorro says:

in this case .. neither can tell their mothre from their dog

Veer Zorro says:

mother*

BIRD says:

i think thats when u learnt speech

Apoorva says:

lolz

BIRD says:

so u were already involved but couldnt express it

Aditya says:

FUCK, U BITCHES ARE REALLY AMUSING! pals n i were just getting senti abt childhood today itself

BIRD says:

we are senti too...

BIRD says:

but wee need daaru for that

BIRD says:

& the t-top to be locked

Veer Zorro says:

acha one thing guys .. bird secretly is in love with mask or shaan (dunno details) but it sure is a big shocker for appu et pals

BIRD says:

& appoo quiet

BIRD says:

abe

BIRD says:

i am so in love...

BIRD says:

i plan to settle in pune

Aditya says:

APOOOOOOOOO- IS IT MUSCLES N BIRD? noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Veer Zorro says:

sorry bird i had to spill it ..

BIRD says:

dont worry

Aditya says:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Apoorva says:

hmmmm.... this is very togh on me....

BIRD says:

i am the veer - in this true story

Apoorva says:

i am all alone guys.... i could do anyting right now

Apoorva says:

stop!

Aditya says:

bird u bastard, i thought u belonged to umm o nly

BIRD says:

i have to watch mask get married

Veer Zorro says:

apparently bird was impressed by mask whilst playing TT

Apoorva says:

bird.... if u r veer, please lock yourself up for 22 years

Veer Zorro says:

i was tryin to matchmake .. with u n bird doing the same

Veer Zorro says:

didnt work out really

BIRD says:

abe y is bird common here?

Aditya says:

U MEAN BIRD WAS IMPRESSED BY MUSCLES MANLY CHEST SWINGING AROUND DURING TT EH?

Veer Zorro says:

i told u appu .. play a 21 ka game

BIRD says:

yes

Veer Zorro says:

its all about the game

Apoorva says:

BIRD says:

games birds play

Veer Zorro says:

it started with a lusty feel i think ...

BIRD says:

huh?

BIRD says:

it started with 0-0

Apoorva says:

i am all lost

Aditya says:

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

Veer Zorro says:

oh yea ...

Aditya says:

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

Veer Zorro says:

true .. love al

Aditya says:

pals should be woken up for this

Veer Zorro says:

yeaa

Veer Zorro says:

do it

Veer Zorro says:

slap him

Apoorva says:

i know, wake that nigger lover

BIRD says:

yes thats how we became prostitutes

Apoorva says:

we?

BIRD says:

we had to love all

BIRD says:

mask n me

Apoorva says:

ok

BIRD says:

c'mon it takes 2 to play TT

BIRD says:

it'd have been fun if we were playing doubles

Veer Zorro says:

cmon bird .. i saw u playin alone dat day

BIRD says:

oops did ya

Aditya says:

WHAT HAPPENED TO BIRD IN THE 1.5 YEARS SINCE I LFET?

BIRD says:

fell on my head

BIRD says:

as soon as we left you at the airport

Veer Zorro says:

nothing .. just lost his virginity i supp

BIRD says:

& that too

Apoorva says:

virginity to the waiter at happpy

BIRD says:

i think it was the mental trauma of being locked up on the terrace for 8 mins

Veer Zorro says:

not just one

Apoorva says:

bird, with 3 ther guys... i now u enjoyed it

BIRD says:

yes i've made sure that the waiters keep changing at happy

Veer Zorro says:

yea ... true i second that

Apoorva says:

chaging what/

BIRD says:

u werent there ever, were u?

BIRD says:

the waiters

Apoorva says:

yes, what do the waiters change?

BIRD says:

abe the waiters keep changing

Veer Zorro says:

yea bird .. change what

BIRD says:

adit how close are u to appoo

Apoorva says:

so watching them change turns u on

BIRD says:

hmm...

BIRD says:

i can arrange for striptease at happy

Veer Zorro says:

adit u can choose not to answer that

Aditya says:

not as close as u seem to have gotten with the waiters

Apoorva says:

hehehehehee

Aditya says:

HAHAHHAHAHHA

Apoorva says:

anymore CT days guys?

BIRD says:

i was always close to them

Aditya says:

EVERYBODY RAPE BIRD

BIRD says:

huh?

BIRD says:

BIRD RAPE?

Apoorva says:

no no

Veer Zorro says:

no no

Apoorva says:

thats a bad thought

Veer Zorro says:

no bird rape

BIRD says:

yes just met a SPCA guy y'day

BIRD says:

could complain to him

Apoorva says:

after he met u he left SPCA?

BIRD says:

havent heard since

BIRD says:

sob

Veer Zorro says:

unfortunately SPCA guys care a lot less for humans than they do animals

BIRD says:

it better than caring for neither humans nor animals

Veer Zorro says:

yea true

BIRD says:

i'd like to care for animals

BIRD says:

but i hate animal fur

Veer Zorro says:

apooo

BIRD says:

yuck

Veer Zorro says:

y have u put this streteched pic on ur profile

Veer Zorro says:

stretched*

Apoorva says:

makes me look thinner.... actually i say its stretched so i look fatter

Veer Zorro says:

make it an optimal size walla thingy na

Apoorva says:

arre, its too small

Veer Zorro says:

u look like ajit agarkar

Apoorva says:

kuch problem hai kya?

Apoorva says:

he he ehh e

Apoorva says:

cool

Aditya says:

APOO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE INNOCENCE OF BIRD? THAT INNOCENT GUY I SAW ENVELOPED IN SMOKE IN HAPPY EVERY EVENING OF MY YOUTH?

Apoorva says:

innocent?

Apoorva says:

bird?

Veer Zorro says:

well ...

Apoorva says:

delusion

Veer Zorro says:

yea ...

Veer Zorro says:

it was made up ..

Aditya says:

think so

Veer Zorro says:

20 odd year old hoax

Apoorva says:

he was trying to lure you

BIRD says:

hmm...

Aditya says:

Aditya says:

Apoorva says:

faking innocence

Aditya says:

Aditya says:

Apoorva says:

slowly get u into bed

Aditya says:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BIRD says:

damn u appoo

BIRD says:

i had another chance coming this dec.

Apoorva says:

sorry bird...

Aditya says:

i dont even wanna think of any person getting into bed with bird - spare the horror

BIRD says:

u spoilt everything

Apoorva says:

he tried hard for farro

Veer Zorro says:

he still is

Apoorva says:

yeah, am sure

BIRD says:

yes any guy there is i am trying for him

Veer Zorro says:

every nite goes around mumbai to tear off his posters

Apoorva says:

i could see him tremble when farro hugged him

BIRD says:

farro hugged em?

BIRD says:

i mustve passed out

BIRD says:

of excitement

BIRD says:

farro takes fees for hugging

BIRD says:

i cant affor him

Aditya says:

hang on, what does he do with the posters - NO PLEVIC MOVEMENTS I HOPE?

BIRD says:

& u guys make fun of that

BIRD says:

sob

Aditya says:

HAHAHHAHAH

Veer Zorro says:

pin up boy is farro

Veer Zorro says:

bird ka room mein

Aditya says:

BIRD HUMPING FARROWS POSTER!

BIRD says:

hahahahaha

Apoorva says:

farro might get a cont=ract with shippers

Aditya says:

hhahhahahahha

Apoorva says:

shoppers

BIRD says:

for sailors?

Veer Zorro says:

sailor gay porn

BIRD says:

now ur involving popeye

Apoorva says:

no no.... i am the sailor man

BIRD says:

hmm....

Veer Zorro says:

okai .. u can be the captiane

BIRD says:

so whats gay basically

Veer Zorro says:

bird

Veer Zorro says:

and ..

Veer Zorro says:

hmm just bird

BIRD says:

nah i watn technical definition not an example

Veer Zorro says:

oki ...

Veer Zorro says:

hmm .. bird

BIRD says:

since pappu is saying he cant be gay since he is a man

Veer Zorro says:

ask urself .. are u worth a technical definition ...

Aditya says:

BHAILOG I'M GONNA HAVE TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME WITH BIRD TO GET HIS MIND BACK ON TRACK LOOKS LIKE

BIRD says:

HI i am bird...

BIRD says:

& i need help

Veer Zorro says:

science tells us that .. "what cannot be explained but is found in visible practicality has to put up as a definition"

BIRD says:

define definition

BIRD says:

?

Veer Zorro says:

"and what cannot be explained and is not seen as a daily occurance, is called paranormal"

Veer Zorro says:

waah waah

Apoorva says:

define definition.... no.... here we go again

Aditya says:

APOO DO I HAVE TO GO BACK AND LISTEN TO ALL THAT - ESPECIALLY SINCE I'M GONNA BE SOBER?

Veer Zorro says:

yups

Aditya says:

Aditya says:

Apoorva says:

now u know why i took to drinking?

Aditya says:

Aditya says:

Veer Zorro says:

of course ... there were hidden clauses in apus case

Veer Zorro says:

like .. he was destined

Veer Zorro says:

1.

a. A statement conveying fundamental character.

b. A statement of the meaning of a word, phrase, or term, as in a dictionary entry.

2. The act or process of stating a precise meaning or significance; formulation of a meaning.

3.

a. The act of making clear and distinct: a definition of one's intentions.

Veer Zorro says:

all these are incorrect

Apoorva says:

lolz

Aditya says:

APOO - WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO NANGUYS IN 1.5 YEARS?

Aditya says:

dadas constant gassing of the building was too much for public?

Veer Zorro says:

some weird ass 11 member gujju/maadi girl team has taken over Rele's apartment

Aditya says:

HAHAHHAHAHHAHA

Veer Zorro says:

this family has a new member everyy day ... me n bird have counted 11 so far

Aditya says:

SO BIRD STANDS IN HIS HALL AT NITE IN THE DARKNESS AND WANKS OFF EH?

Veer Zorro says:

all extreme thepla material

BIRD says:

no

Aditya says:

HAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHA

BIRD says:

i've never counted any member of that family

Veer Zorro says:

bird .. yes .. there are two elderly uncles too

Apoorva says:

he he ehh e

Apoorva says:

new gujjus

Apoorva says:

this is news

Apoorva says:

any good looking chicks?

Veer Zorro says:

u just missed em apoo

Apoorva says:

we can shift to abbs place then

Aditya says:

saala - apoo will join bird behind the curtains at nite

Veer Zorro says:

they're not really worth the effort ...

Veer Zorro says:

but u guys can still shift ... we'll make my room a bar

Apoorva says:

ghar-bar

Aditya says:

i can just imagine 4-5 nanguys behind curtains letching - its the lack og girls in our childhood which made us this way

Veer Zorro says:

yea .. i can answer ppl then .. “ghar-bar nahi hai kya” koi pooche tho ...

Aditya says:

HAHAHHAH

Veer Zorro says:

the 5th one will be content with daaru .. remaining 4 can do whatever the fuck they want

Aditya says:

do u think we should paste this conv on nanguys for other ppls amusement?

Veer Zorro says:

blog it

Aditya says:

birds fuck-all blog or apoo?

Veer Zorro says:

apoo

Veer Zorro says:

bird chodus .. kya likhta hai uske blog mein ..

Aditya says:

NOBODY IN THEIR FUCKIN MIND WILL PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT BIRD WRITES

Veer Zorro says:

wheres bird btw

Aditya says:

U CAN INSULT BIRDS PANT OFF AND HE STILL TAKES IT MEEKLY

Aditya says:

abe pussy!

Aditya says:

yes u bird!

Veer Zorro says:

callin him

Aditya says:

MUST BE HIDING IN THE TOILET AND CRYING

Aditya says:

APOO KUCH BOL ABT BIRD MAN

Apoorva says:

arre

Veer Zorro says:

his boss was fingering him

Apoorva says:

i think iam the only guy who reads bird blog

Veer Zorro says:

still on

Apoorva says:

and comments on it too

Aditya says:

fuck abs, this has to go on a blog man!

Veer Zorro says:

sure does

Aditya says:

ppl, pals just walked into the room

Veer Zorro says:

beat him

Aditya says:

then he walked out again

Apoorva says:

he he he

Apoorva says:

he sawu i assume?

Aditya says:

hes too sleepy yaar

Apoorva says:

shud i call him?

Apoorva says:

and wake hi completely/

Veer Zorro says:

yea ... beat him

Aditya says:

NOPE - HES REALLY TIRED

Veer Zorro says:

beat him i say

Aditya says:

LETS JUST CONTINUE PICKING ON BIRD

Veer Zorro says:

btw way .. happy thanksgiving to al

Veer Zorro says:

any turkey left for moi?

Aditya says:

yup, i'll get it in dec.

Apoorva says:

hehehehehehe

Apoorva says:

i didnt have turkey myself

Veer Zorro says:

i’d like a full one ..

Apoorva says:

but happy thanksgiving anyways

Veer Zorro says:

yea .. the shah of iran/shahs of nandanvan wanted turkey

Veer Zorro says:

actually ...

Veer Zorro says:

cannot imagine the shahs of nandnavan having anything to do with a turkey

Aditya says:

what are the shahs upto after looting money?

Veer Zorro says:

which one

Aditya says:

whats their next scheme for making money?

Veer Zorro says:

might u be talking of

Aditya says:

all of them!

Veer Zorro says:

the streaker is dead i think .. pl started playin cricket

Apoorva says:

he he e he

Apoorva says:

no no

Aditya says:

ur kidding me? allowed to play cric again?

Apoorva says:

got permission from mr. mewada

Veer Zorro says:

no .. illegal still

Apoorva says:

so shud be cool

Veer Zorro says:

but quitely they make noise

Aditya says:

ok,as long as we can play again

Aditya says:

TAK I LOVE U (in case this goes on blog and tak has patience to read so far. he should be rewarded)

Veer Zorro says:

no lovey msgs for anna?

Aditya says:

ANNA I LUST U.

Apoorva says:

ANNA is a PIMP

Aditya says:

FARROW, BIRD MAKES HOLES IN UR POSTERS EACH NITE - BEWARE

Apoorva says:

they are all on your mouth

Aditya says:

DADA, STOP GASSING NANDANVAN, AFTER TALKING TO BIRD N ABS I'M FEELING CONCERNED

Apoorva says:

dada is become very matur enow

Aditya says:

why? LADKI MILI KYA?

Apoorva says:

no no.... job mila

Apoorva says:

i forgot the company again

Apoorva says:

ut he makes legal transcripts into word documents

Aditya says:

DEVEN DADA..... DADA DADA.........

Veer Zorro says:

Apoorva says:

oki

Apoorva says:

onky girl guy is mask

Aditya says:

aur bata apoo, whats happening in ur country?

Apoorva says:

2 girl guy actually

Aditya says:

2 GIRLS?

Apoorva says:

he he.... cold gere

Apoorva says:

yeah.... lives with 2 girls

Aditya says:

haan?

Aditya says:

apoo , ui could be put in jail for spreading rumours

Apoorva says:

no no.... its truth

Apoorva says:

goto poona and see for yourslef

Aditya says:

apoo, i'm calling u after this conv haan -

Veer Zorro says:

back

Apoorva says:

Aditya says:

WHY IS BIRD PRETENDING TO WORK?

Apoorva says:

no no

Apoorva says:

he is actually lubricating his boss

Veer Zorro says:

u think?

Veer Zorro says:

he’s getting laid

Aditya says:

boss's front-end or back-end?

Veer Zorro says:

his boss’ a she

Aditya says:

WOAH

Veer Zorro says:

i think she puts the peons on him

Aditya says:

HAHAHHAHA

Apoorva says:

hehehehehhe

Aditya says:

THAT COMMENT ABOVE BOUGHT TEARS OF LAUGHTER TO MY EYES

Apoorva says:

practice on him and then come to me types eh?

Aditya says:

bird is smarter than we give him credit for - he'll prove u all wrong 1 day - wait n watch

Veer Zorro says:

yea .. he sure is .. he enjoys the peons

Veer Zorro says:

his boss doesnt know that na

Aditya says:

BIRD DOESNT KNOW IT HIMSELF

Apoorva says:

hehehehehhehehehehe

Apoorva says:

hahahahhaahhaha

Veer Zorro says:

yea .. but the enjoyment ... that stays

Apoorva says:

btw, balshi, i forgot

Apoorva says:

nidhi was asking about you

Aditya says:

bolo

Aditya says:

whose nidhi?

Apoorva says:

kinda depressed u were not gonna make it for diwali

Apoorva says:

and she knew u r coming @ 10th

Apoorva says:

arre, 7th floor nidhi

Aditya says:

holy fuck!

Veer Zorro says:

some serious crush shes got for all the childhood ragging u gave her

Aditya says:

small kids is abs's dept man!

Apoorva says:

no dude.... she asked me full serious.... "adit not coming for diwali kya?"

Apoorva says:

so i said, "nahi, he comes around.... "

Aditya says:

hahahahahhahahahaahha

Apoorva says:

n she wa slike i know.... 10th dec

Veer Zorro says:

hahahaaa

Veer Zorro says:

“nahi he comes around” in itself was fine

Aditya says:

hey hang on - i've got a rep for older gals (shivalis 10 months older)

Aditya says:

abs, u wanna take over?

Aditya says:

apoo, any gals my age were asking abt me?

Aditya says:

Veer Zorro says:

nopes .. sorrai .. im outta that for 4 years i think

Veer Zorro says:

but appu seems to be gettin there

Apoorva says:

hmmmmmmm......... nah nah.... i am good here

Veer Zorro says:

catch em young n watch em grow types

Apoorva says:

rather make them grow

Aditya says:

APOOO?

Aditya says:

younger girls?

Veer Zorro says:

oh yea ..

Veer Zorro says:

yes yes ...

Aditya says:

ABS tell me

Veer Zorro says:

big time

Apoorva says:

i stand outside hospitals

Veer Zorro says:

areeeeee

Veer Zorro says:

i forgot ...

Apoorva says:

waiting to see if its a baby girl or a guy

Veer Zorro says:

apooo did u tell em?

Aditya says:

SAALA APOO!

Apoorva says:

??

Apoorva says:

tell what?

Veer Zorro says:

about this certain someone

Aditya says:

ABS MAKE UP SOMETHING QUICK

Apoorva says:

hehehehehehehe

Apoorva says:

oh that one.... yah yah

Apoorva says:

i didnt tel man.... it got all over before i left for india

Veer Zorro says:

not makin up ..

Veer Zorro says:

its confirmed ..

Apoorva says:

so not worth mentioneing

Veer Zorro says:

i get reports now

Aditya says:

ABS, IGNORE APOO and tell me details

Veer Zorro says:

oh trust me ...

Veer Zorro says:

its just starting now

Veer Zorro says:

u remember the girl .. me n bird stripped for

Apoorva says:

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

Apoorva says:

hahahhaahaha

Aditya says:

ELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Veer Zorro says:

heeeeehaaaaaaaa

Apoorva says:

fuck..... not again man.... in the car was bad enough

Aditya says:

abs tell me all the saucy details -

Veer Zorro says:

shes got this thing

Veer Zorro says:

for our baby boy

Aditya says:

APOO WHY THE FUCK DIDNT U MAKE UR MOVE?

Apoorva says:

kindly note, "she is got this thing

Aditya says:

for u ???

Veer Zorro says:

yes .. all for him

Veer Zorro says:

apoooo sach sach bata

Apoorva says:

its abbs opinion

Apoorva says:

i have no comments to make.....

Aditya says:

abs, and i thought pals n me were his close pals - I GUESS NOT. anyways...

Aditya says:

DOST DOST NA RAHA......

Aditya says:

dont know whats after that or would have written

Apoorva says:

no no.... the other line does not go

Apoorva says:

well with this scenario

Veer Zorro says:

apooo bol yaar

Apoorva says:

kya???????

Veer Zorro says:

everything ...

Veer Zorro says:

the way u feel et al

Aditya says:

BOL NAA

Aditya says:

forget it abs, he doesnt trust us with his heart-felt feelings for eleena.

Apoorva says:

Aditya says:

abs, save this and put it on birds blog - might just convince me to visit it this once

Aditya says:

whats his site address?

Apoorva says:

remembird.blogspot.com

Apoorva says:

ok, now am back.... sorry, some other pal was on chat too

Apoorva says:

so about eleena.... like i told abbs... eccentric

Apoorva says:

so ruled out!

Aditya says:

yup, tell me?

Aditya says:

APOO DONT LIE

Veer Zorro says:

apooo gets all jostled up when this topic comes around

Aditya says:

Apoorva says:

he he

Veer Zorro says:

i dunno why

Aditya says:

TRUTH SHOULD PREVAIL

Apoorva says:

i prefer to maintain silence for her sake....

BIRD says:

ok guys

Apoorva says:

aa gaya saala

BIRD says:

ahhh..i can just hear tere liye in the background appoo

Apoorva says:

lemme get some orange jiuce.... i need some refreshment

BIRD says:

veer zaara song

BIRD says:

appoo saala humlogon ko bewda baneka bhag gaya

Aditya says:

FUCK BIRD I'M READING UR BLOG RITE NOW

Aditya says:

MRS.MOUSE?

Veer Zorro says:

appuuu ...

Veer Zorro says:

Giant Antispyware 1.0.288

IL.SOCIO.G9XECU8NA5HUA192

Aditya says:

WHAT THE FUCK?

Veer Zorro says:

serial key

Apoorva says:

sexaat

Aditya says:

abs please make sure burd stays busy and doesnt get time to go back to that

Aditya says:

BURD

Aditya says:

THATS A GOOD VARIATION OF BIRD

Apoorva says:

how owuld a drunkard call bird

Apoorva says:

burd

Aditya says:

hahahhahha

Apoorva says:

or maybe a south indian

Aditya says:

BURD IT IS

Apoorva says:

nah nah

Apoorva says:

nothing beats bird

Veer Zorro says:

hes always a birdwa to me

Apoorva says:

i say bakshi, charge bird for this nick name

Aditya says:

hahahhaha

Apoorva says:

he he

Aditya says:

BASTARD , BIRD U OWE ME 1,453,889$ IN ROYALTIES FOR THE NAME I CONFERRED ON U

Aditya says:

abs please try to get that moeny for me

Apoorva says:

abbs, where do u put the key?

Veer Zorro says:

file-register

Apoorva says:

oh okie... lol

Aditya says:

REMEMBIRD - IST THE MOST DEROGATORY PIECE OF LITERATURE I'VE EVER COME ACROSS

Apoorva says:

Apoorva says:

i frankly think he aint bad

Aditya says:

TOUCHE

BIRD says:

yes i am expecting booker for it

Aditya says:

BURD?

Apoorva says:

bird

Apoorva says:

if i notice on blogger

Apoorva says:

if u

Apoorva says:

they have a nanoblogger

Apoorva says:

where u can start a novel

BIRD says:

u bastard i'd already seen it & told u about it also

Apoorva says:

oh, ididt know u saw nano

Aditya says:

APOOOOOOOOOO

Apoorva says:

i thought u just wanted to start a novel

Apoorva says:

btw, abbs, high time u update your blog

Aditya says:

ABS - U TOO?

Apoorva says:

statueofpuberty.blogspot.com

BIRD says:

bhayanak maut

BIRD says:

i want this name for my blog

BIRD says:

padne se bhayanak maut

Apoorva says:

u can change it

BIRD says:

i'll keep this

BIRD says:

& start another blog

BIRD says:

for all the sadists in the world

Apoorva says:

no no... one is enuff

Aditya says:

watching 'just lose it' by emnem

Apoorva says:

we should all write to one blog as a team

Apoorva says:

bad idea... no one writes on nanguys anyways

Aditya says:

SERIOUSLY

Aditya says:

not a bad idea

BIRD says:

me & appoo communicate by writing comments on each others blogs

BIRD says:

ask pals to keep a blog

Apoorva says:

ha ha

BIRD says:

what happens if u put IB via IV

Apoorva says:

how things go about int he dollar store

Aditya says:

pals's blog - 'woke up today and realized my inner karma is the way to eternal truth......

Aditya says:

HAHAHHA

BIRD says:

hahahaha

BIRD says:

that bad?

Aditya says:

YUP

BIRD says:

it'll be nice to pass comment on it

Apoorva says:

he'll get raped

BIRD says:

so now i know who locks himself in the room

Aditya says:

he needs time with his 'inner self'

BIRD says:

that or u dont want to know ur inner self

BIRD says:

it'd be cool talking to pals

BIRD says:

inner self, the banian & the universe within

Aditya says:

could be!

Veer Zorro says:

im gonna push now ..

Aditya says:

hahahhahha

BIRD says:

title of my book blog

Veer Zorro says:

great dhammal speakin to u guys ..

Apoorva says:

hmmm.... us too abbs

Aditya says:

YUP MAN!

Apoorva says:

miss ya...

Apoorva says:

and the ttop

Veer Zorro says:

appuuu f1 maybe sometime ... tomorrow

Apoorva says:

n the n/w gaming

BIRD says:

when are u coming adit?

Aditya says:

dec 12th or so

Apoorva says:

okie.... lets try

Veer Zorro says:

and give eleena a call for heavens sakes

BIRD says:

hey someone miss me too

Apoorva says:

okie... will do

Aditya says:

ELEENAAAAAAAA?

Apoorva says:

btw, exult chaloo?

Aditya says:

APOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BIRD says:

elena

BIRD says:

the babe who has no shame

Veer Zorro says:

monday se

Aditya says:

haramkhaor hai apoo - pals n me arent talking to him unless he tells all

BIRD says:

who saw 2 guys stripping

Veer Zorro says:

bird u were stripping

Veer Zorro says:

dont talk bout shame

Veer Zorro says:

chal .. anyways ...

Veer Zorro says:

tudios

BIRD says:

but she watched it

Apoorva says:

tatas

Aditya says:

latert

Veer Zorro says:

u think?

Apoorva says:

btw, she loved birds belly

Veer Zorro says:

anyways ..

Veer Zorro says:

bye bhailog

Apoorva says:

bye bhias

Veer Zorro says:

put this on a blog

Apoorva says:

not mine

Veer Zorro says:

apuu u can remove ur bashing part

Veer Zorro says:

on urs ..

Veer Zorro says:

bird ur not permitted to remove urs

Apoorva says:

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshowwog/msid-935762,curpg-5.cms

Aditya says:

ok birds - he doesnt have any literary standards?

Apoorva says:

here is indian kiss scene

Apoorva says:

diana hayden looks absolutely disgusted, rather than passionate,

Aditya says:

seriously

BIRD says:

hahahahahaha

BIRD says:

i swear

Aditya says:

i thought that was farrow for a sec

Apoorva says:

why do they do this

Apoorva says:

unless he is raping her, she aint a good actress

BIRD says:

yes that must be it

Apoorva says:

bakshi and his farro fixation

BIRD says:

woman raped by a kiss

BIRD says:

c'mon appoo

BIRD says:

farros mine

Aditya says:

now that u mention it - that could be it

BIRD says:

hey that guy must be having bad breath like written in the caption

BIRD says:

that could be the reason for the reaction

Apoorva says:

Aditya says:

bird - how many guys, gals, animals will u hadpofy?

Apoorva says:

??

BIRD says:

i wont stop

BIRD says:

till i die

Aditya says:

chalo biradrilog, time for me to hit scram too.

BIRD says:

my mom says never count what u have

Aditya says:

apoo, i'll discuss with u abt which shrink i'll send bird to iun dec

Apoorva says:

hmmmmmm

Apoorva says:

yeah, do that, I'll contribute $10 towards it

Apoorva says:

$20 if u kill him

Aditya says:

we'll have a nanguys releif fund.

Apoorva says:

world relief fund actully

Aditya says:

bird, there is still hope - dont despair

Apoorva says:

bird is like saddam

Apoorva says:

he might be dangerous to the world in the future

BIRD says:

?

BIRD says:

me & dangerous?

Aditya says:

bird will get far in life - mark my words

BIRD says:

my only weapon is my blog

Aditya says:

ppl just havent realized it yet

BIRD says:

yes i think my office is relocating me

Apoorva says:

gupta saala

BIRD says:

i hope its not too far

Apoorva says:

bakshi, u have seen terminal right

Aditya says:

yup

Apoorva says:

that gupta chap in it... who watches people slip over water on the floor

Apoorva says:

thats bird

Aditya says:

FUCK no

BIRD says:

appoo chutiya

BIRD says:

apoo chutiya

Apoorva says:

what can be more far than ray road?

BIRD says:

CST

BIRD says:

mira road?

Apoorva says:

Apoorva says:

u will have pulkit for company

BIRD says:

i am happy looking at druggies

Apoorva says:

tu bhi druggie hai saala

BIRD says:

i wonder when i'll get some hashish for free

BIRD says:

i cant afford it

Aditya says:

medicinal marijuana

BIRD says:

whatever

Aditya says:

thats why i'm taking u to the shrink

BIRD says:

dope is in my head

BIRD says:

accha u'll get me prescription for marijuana

BIRD says:

cool

BIRD says:

i'd prefer coke but

BIRD says:

or IB via IV

BIRD says:

that'd be cool

BIRD says:

appoo u missed it

Aditya says:

BIRD says:

on thursday nite had lotsa daaru at ranjeets place & were listening to death metal

Apoorva says:

ranjeet?

BIRD says:

abs ka rocker friend

Apoorva says:

oh okie

BIRD says:

u dint meet him?

BIRD says:

neways adit when are u coming?

Apoorva says:

i donno.... even if i did i must be drunk to remember

Aditya says:

dec 12 or so

Apoorva says:

12th dec saale

Apoorva says:

kitne baar bolegaa woh?

Aditya says:

why?

BIRD says:

why is appoo getting angy?

Aditya says:

its ok apoo, its bird

Aditya says:

thaand rakh

BIRD says:

i havent participated in half of the conv. that u see above man

Apoorva says:

gaandu.... din main kitbaa wills maara yeh yaad hai terko

Aditya says:

hahhahaha

Aditya says:

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

BIRD says:

i am trying to earn my livelihood while talking with u guys

Aditya says:

HES GOT U THERE

Aditya says:

APOOS A SMART 1

BIRD says:

no i've gone beyond numbers

Aditya says:

chalo, 2:09am. time for zzzzzzz

BIRD says:

something precious like wills needs to be appreciated

Apoorva says:

i swear

Aditya says:

ppl, its been a pleasure

BIRD says:

abe its not evenlunch time

Apoorva says:

will talk to ya tomml. bakshi

BIRD says:

i'll have to work if u guys log off

Apoorva says:

after this u will have to pay us bird

Aditya says:

ok, apoo. bird, expect me to call u from down some evening

Apoorva says:

no no

BIRD says:

yes

Apoorva says:

bird has a cell now

BIRD says:

i'll leave a message with my mom

BIRD says:

bastard u ruined the punchline

Aditya says:

BUT I HAVE TO GO WITH TRADITION! PIYUU, PIYUUU AT THE TOP OF MY VOICE

BIRD says:

yes the world has to know i am going out for a smoke

BIRD says:

thank u adit

Apoorva says:

Aditya says:

hahahahah

Apoorva says:

piyu piyu.... come to smoke!!

BIRD says:

its like Allah - u - akbar

BIRD says:

every evening

Apoorva says:

its like lose 4 mins of my life every evening

Aditya says:

APOO, TU BHI SATAK LE, OR U'LL BE ONLINE FOREVER

BIRD says:

what life?

Apoorva says:

point

Aditya says:

i come online at 10 in the morning and apoos still online

Apoorva says:

Aditya says:

Apoorva says:

it means apoos dead on the laptop

Apoorva says:

anyways, later guys

Apoorva says:

i am off

Apoorva says:

tata

Aditya says:

chalo, good-byes all around!

Apoorva says:

was fun talking to ya bird... blog likhtey reh

Aditya says:

BIRD U WIMP

Apoorva says:

bird is at his boss again

Aditya says:

PUT THIS ON UR BLOG OR ELSE.........

Apoorva says:

chal, night bakshi

Aditya says:

chal apoo later

Apoorva says:

tata bird, when ever u read this

BIRD says:

chal guys

Aditya says:

NIGHT BIRD

Aditya says:

burd

Apoorva has left the conversation.

BIRD says:

always bird

Aditya says:

BURD.

BIRD says:

chal take care

Aditya says:

nite

Aditya has left the conversation.

Well there, have any of you ever felt disgusted by the way people compromise their ethics, principles etc. for money and/or fame, am sure there will be lot of examples springing to your mind, now you have mine too & just so that all the nanguys will read this blog.